canadumb:

theyellowbrickroad:

kyle just google imaged a vagina bc he has no idea what they look like

not true

Artist: Tinashe

Track: 2 On (feat. Schoolboy Q)
Plays: 25,393

We can mob all in the whip.

Make the money, make a grip.

I be stuntin’ with my clique, getting faded ‘til we trip.

what i was bumpin’ to in 5th period today

Tinashe - 2 On (feat. Schoolboy Q)

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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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glameoweatsyourface:

If you only care about neuroatypical people if they’ve been diagnosed by a professional, you don’t care about neuroatypical people.

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tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.
you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

redlotusgambit:

Pls don’t crush the extremely rare, ex-firelord’s pet dragon

redlotusgambit:

Pls don’t crush the extremely rare, ex-firelord’s pet dragon

vanjalen:

Noooo

vanjalen:

Noooo

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

image

Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(Source: kffj)

manicpixiedreamboy:

Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.

This image set makes me weep. 
Love is so great. 

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cr0wz:

im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above

If you’re going through hell, keep going.
—Winston Churchill (via maxkirin)